Oldie but Goodie

ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS!!



1. You walka pasta DA bakery.

2. You walka pasta DA sweets store.

3.You walka pasta DA Ice Cream shop.

4. You walka pasta DA pantry and fridge.

You willa losea DA weight!



AND... CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY

CARBS IN YOUR DIET?



For those of you who watch what you eat, here's

the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the

truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer

fewer heart attacks than Australians.

CONCLUSION Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you!